Ever Played, or heard of Crysis? Well if you haven't go get that shit.
It's a great game, one of the few that really do set a benchmark for both physics and graphics, unfortunately it's not industry standard, but at least we have it.
Well, Crysis 2 will be coming out soon, I am sure I will get my grubby hands on it at some point...However that is not why I am writing, or why you are staring at this entry. You are here because I told you to be here, and because I am going to rant about how I, should have a nanosuit. And why I should have it, or perhaps why we, the gamers should have it...So, lets make a list of some real simple things we would do if we had the suit!
The Suit, and Why we want it!(Upgrades from that Crysis 1 shit, the Crysis 2 shit is hot)
How It Looks...
It's awesome. Look at it, it has what look like ligaments and muscles all over it. So it looks sweet
Metal Glove Bits! To increase button pushing and mouse/typing speeds
It has a great colour scheme, Nike obviously knew what they were doing
It has a pretty visor. Reminds me of some ski goggles I busted a few years back in Vermont
More Metal Bits Attached- and they don't jingle, it just makes you look extra bulletproof
How It Feels...
It feels of Victory
It feels of Win
It feels of Future Ownage
What could you do?
Well you could battle Aliens? Fun for a few hours perhaps...
You could use superspeed to win 2012
You could use superstrenght to win 2012
You could use invisibility for ********
All of that is so generic though, so lets think deeper, into gaming benefits...
We all know that in some games, perhaps some FPS's it's all about who pushes the button first, if we are graced with a good connection. Well with the nanosuit, all your worries of losing a sword fight on Halo, a Pistol Duel on COD, or a missing a Healing spell on WoW by nanoseconds, are all gone.
We can click and smash buttons at higher speed!
If we need to piss we can get to the Toilet and back in record breaking times, and not miss an important spawn on your favourite MMO or lose the game for your team in capture the flag!
You can run to the shop for supplies for your gaming session.
You can impress your partner by picking up people on the street and using them as
You can push cars out the way. Just for the lolz.
You can defend against velociraptor's with new found strength...
And whilst doing all of this, you can look extremely badass... Such abilities in life, and privileges like this are often sought after. So. The plan is we all put some money in and purchase one....from the future.
What would you do with the suit if you had one? Feel free to comment :)